When I, a normal human, Met you, my human acumen Judged you an attractive structure of flesh And then I got to know you, And I learned grow to appreciate your choices of garment mesh But you did not reciprocate And you claimed that you could not locate Your mobile communication device... Chorus: For a human such as I, We know it from the start The only way this ends is with another broken heart All simulations show We will end up apart The only way this ends is with another broken heart Verse: Now I spend my time searching for new primes And thinking of our walks beside the ocean The days are just less fun with all zeroes and ones Without the comfort of romantic emotion Still, the motor continues to chug until someone pulls the plug Chorus: For humans such as us We can see it on the chart The only way this ends is with another broken heart I offer you this song A creative work of art To tell all of the world about Another broken heart Another broken heart

Apocalypse Boogie Verse: You think that life is simply grand You think that it's all just perfect and You're eatin' your slice of buttered bread and then CRASH,BOOM you're dead. What's that, you say? I can't be right? You're certain I'm very wrong in spite of the fire raining from the skies? Well, I'll give you my advice: Chorus: Apocalypse Boogie Dance 'till the world is done Apocalypse Boogie Let's make the end more fun Apocalypse Boogie 'Cuz we got nothin' better to do Apocalypse Boogie It's the end of the world and we're screwed Verse: We're all in agreement; that's it, we're done At least we had a pretty good run We all might have a few regrets Before we see how bad it gets. How many ways could it go wrong? Well, how much time do I have left in this song? I guess I could list a few of the ways That we might reach the end of days... Call and response: How do you feel about a super volcano? You'll all agree that would be no bueno! What about a massive alien invasion? I didn't factor that into my equation! Maybe a global thermonuclear war! I'm sure we've all heard that one before. Eaten up by self-replicating nanobots? Ooh, the grey goo has my stomach in knots! Does an A.I. takeover strike a chord? I, for one, welcome our robot overlords! We could be struck by cosmic radiation! Gives Ben Grimm heart palpatations! Perhaps a megadose of solar flares? Sure that's cosmic radiation, too; who cares? We could all starve in an ecological collapse Or we gorge ourselves to death, perhaps! Oppression under a brutal police state! Not the end of the world, but yeah, it's not great! Maybe the end will come from global warming! With wildfires and heatwaves and hurricanes storming! What about a deadly global pandemic? I think we all know it's not purely academic. It could even be an asteroid impact! Hey, they could make a hit movie of that! Chorus: Apocalypse Boogie Dance 'till we meet our doom Apocalypse Boogie We'll watch it all go kaboom Apocalypse Boogie Drink a whole bottle of red Apocalypse Boogie It's no good to us when we're dead Bridge: The earth dances the apocalypse boogie The moon gives it a very rough noogie It's quick and rough and extremely violent The people cry out and are quickly silenced Chorus: Apocalypse Boogie Dance 'till humanity's dead Apocalypse Boogie Can I just take a nap instead? Apocalypse Boogie A last dance with all of your friends Apocalypse Boogie Let's turn and burn and freeze and sneeze and dance 'till we reach the end

Hey there pretty girl. Wanna go out on a date? You know I really think you're great and I really think it's fate. Stick a hot poker in my eye socket. Stick a hot, hot poker in my eye, eye socket. Hey there pretty girl. Wanna go out to a show? Will you let me be your beau? We could eat some oreos. Stick a hot poker in my eye socket. Stick a hot, hot poker in my eye, eye socket. Hey there pretty girl. I'm really glad you're not annoyed that the earth will be destroyed by a giant asteroid. I've got a trick in my back pocket. We'll escape the earth on a big, big rocket.

Flying bears come and take me away Come and take me away from this place. Flying bears come and take me away Come and take me away from this place. I like flying bears; I think they're real cool. I like flying bears in my swimming pool. I like flying bears when they're jumping around. I like flying bears when they're glued to the ground. Flying bears. Flying bears come and sit on my toilet. Come and sit there all day and have fun. Flying bears come and sit on my toilet. Come and sit there all day and have fun. I like flying bears; I think they're real cool. I like flying bears in my swimming pool. I like flying bears when they're jumping around. I like flying bears when they're glued to the ground. Flying bears. This is an instrumental interlude. This an instrumental interlude about carrots and celery. Flying Bears

Satan is my plaything. He is my best friend. We do things that are illegal. We do things that are bad. We play lawn darts on your forehead. I guess that would make it forehead darts... Or lawnhead darts. Chorus: One day I will wake And Satan will be gone. Then I'll have to say to him "Fon please dle my buttock fon" Fon please dle, fon please dle, fon please dle, buttock fon. Fon please dle, fon please dle, fon please dle, buttock fon. If you want to talk to Satan you can talk to me. Or if you want I'll put you in touch with his secretary Susan. Chorus: One day I will wake And Satan will be gone. Then I'll have to say to him "Fon please dle my buttock fon" Fon please dle, fon please dle, fon please dle, buttock fon. Fon please dle, fon please dle, fon please dle, buttock fon. Satan is not in the office right now. He is playing croquet. Susan says he will not be back at work until next week around Tuesday or Wednesday. Chorus: One day I will wake And Satan will be gone. Then I'll have to say to him "Fon please dle my buttock fon" Fon please dle, fon please dle, fon please dle, buttock fon. Fon please dle, fon please dle, fon please dle, buttock fon.