We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

about

This was written for Disasteroid, a joint production of the House of Bob Podcast and Tales from the Glass-Guarded World

lyrics

Hey there pretty girl.
Wanna go out on a date?
You know I really think you're great
and I really think it's fate.

Stick a hot poker in my eye socket.
Stick a hot, hot poker in my eye, eye socket.

Hey there pretty girl.
Wanna go out to a show?
Will you let me be your beau?
We could eat some oreos.

Stick a hot poker in my eye socket.
Stick a hot, hot poker in my eye, eye socket.

Hey there pretty girl.
I'm really glad you're not annoyed
that the earth will be destroyed
by a giant asteroid.

I've got a trick in my back pocket.
We'll escape the earth on a big, big rocket.

credits

from Disasteroid, released August 16, 2021
Written and performed by Mike Hammock

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Mike's RPG Music Tallahassee, Florida

contact / help

Contact Mike's RPG Music

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Mike's RPG Music, you may also like: